Mama Yonkaz

Yonkers mother. Without the children. And mostly without the Yonkers, too.

Oct 13

Forever. mllereisz


Sep 14

Sep 5

Walking into a bar after having a bad day

whatshouldwecallme:

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Yes. But instead of “bar” it’s the POC’s desk. And instead of “after” it’s during a lull.


Sep 4

tastefullyoffensive:

Bonnie’s 7 Tips for Beach Trips [jonaskilljoy]

mllereisz

Dogs are the only reason to be at the beach ever


Aug 24

When my best friend is ignoring my texts

whatshouldwecallme:

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"sleeping"

chanceaesthetics

imsofunnyabloginliminalspace


Aug 14

mllereisz:

eth-os:

adayattheraces:

bestrafemich21:

adrians:

German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.

we watched this in my German class a couple semesters ago and my professor died laughing. 

omg I can’t even.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder

Jennifer needs a poop ninja


Aug 1

Whenever I say I’m only going to have “just one”

whatshouldwecallme:

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Me with everything ever forever


Jul 29

Jul 22
reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He didn’t want Daddy using newspaper to start the BBQ: ‘It’s not for fire, it’s for reading!’"Submitted By: Amanda T.Location: Ontario, Canada

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He didn’t want Daddy using newspaper to start the BBQ: ‘It’s not for fire, it’s for reading!’"
Submitted By: Amanda T.
Location: Ontario, Canada


Jul 17

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