Mama Yonkaz

Yonkers mother. Without the children. And mostly without the Yonkers, too.

Aug 24

When my best friend is ignoring my texts

whatshouldwecallme:

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"sleeping"

chanceaesthetics

imsofunnyabloginliminalspace


Aug 14

mllereisz:

eth-os:

adayattheraces:

bestrafemich21:

adrians:

German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.

we watched this in my German class a couple semesters ago and my professor died laughing. 

omg I can’t even.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder

Jennifer needs a poop ninja


Aug 1

Whenever I say I’m only going to have “just one”

whatshouldwecallme:

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Me with everything ever forever


Jul 29

Jul 22
reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He didn’t want Daddy using newspaper to start the BBQ: ‘It’s not for fire, it’s for reading!’"Submitted By: Amanda T.Location: Ontario, Canada

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He didn’t want Daddy using newspaper to start the BBQ: ‘It’s not for fire, it’s for reading!’"
Submitted By: Amanda T.
Location: Ontario, Canada


Jul 17

Jul 10

May 26
realitytvgifs:
No idea who this is but her game is on point. Jewelry. Disney princess dress. Priorities. 

realitytvgifs:

No idea who this is but her game is on point. Jewelry. Disney princess dress. Priorities. 

(via mllereisz)


Apr 15

Ugh missed Veep so much


Mar 30
bethofbells:

We drank the same amount.

gpoy friday night

bethofbells:

We drank the same amount.

gpoy friday night


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