Mama Yonkaz

Yonkers mother. Without the children. And mostly without the Yonkers, too.

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May 20

for my BACs

May 14

longeaux:

cbombsworld:

THE OWL.

o__O

Hey Blayze remember that time with the peacock?

This haunts my dreams. So glad I haven’t seen it in person in at least 3 years.

May 8

What? These bitches don’t read the Phoenix?

sarahlawrenced:

You can’t see me but I’m blowing kisses up to Wrigley in heaven

Apr 5

Erryday, Erryday

whatshouldwecallme:

I always just end up like:

Apr 2

Sitting next to Admissions is bumming me out…

fuckyeahreactions:

Dude has been coughing on the couch outside the office for the past half hour. Now he’s legit staring at me while he complains to his wife about being sick in NY. Fighting with his cranky daughter now about how she has no sympathy for his sick ass. What is this shit? Why you interrupting my procrastination?! Sarah Lawrence don’t need yo whiny ass.

Mar 30

Lyd got Cory Booker, I get Bill Clinton.

Because sometimes I just need some Agnes in my life.

Mar 22

longeaux:

lakshmi and brianna

SO. MUCH. FUCKING. LOVE.

Mar 6

longeaux:

Attn alex

Because Brianna loves pasta (and Skipper and gelato)

Jan 5

imsofunnyabloginliminalspace:

i wanna be on a liminal post-college cross country roadtrip for the rest of my life, listening to the same mix cds on repeat with all the people i love, and in a stick shift car i can barely drive. except south dakota doesn’t have to be involved in any way. same goes for gallitzin, PA [& inbreeding :((((( ].

When you write things like this it sends my heart all a-flutter.

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